Tales of the Average Freak

 So, I'm going to try not to whine and talk about my private life.
Mostly because I sound really lame when I do.

Anyhoo, let's see if we can get some content.

I've been cruising around when I came across this nice image board.

http://dammitfreehaven.com/fisk/

Gah, and now due to live journals stupid editing software that doesn't make it possible for dumbasses like me to change their text back to normal, I'll be talking in link the entire time.

So ANYWAYS. Yeah, totally agree with most of the HATEDOM there. Well, except I don't really care. Like I think Jay Naylor is an idiot, but I don't really give it more thought than that. His mindless comics provide me some entertainment though.

ANYHOO, what I was really wondering, is I came across Naylor drawing J3t, so I thought.. Wait a second. J3t's like an uber cool artist, how does she know Naylor? Or he know her?

I kind of mind fucked me. Whatever thought, I guess I'll find out later(or not)

Hope you enjoyed my wasting your time. ;3

 Here it is.
A game preview review.
What do we have here? Bayonetta.
Well... let's watch the preview video.
*watches*

So what Bayonetta is, is an extremely sexist game about a deformed Sarah Palin look alike who had the most hi-fucking-larious hair due you have ever seen.

In addition, the game uses what can only be described as exactly the same system seen in the Devil May Cry games, only it's always on easy automatic.

This game is a joke.
 It is horrible horrible money grabbing joke.
Porn is free on the internet, go there to get it.

Anyone caught owning this game will loose a lot of respect from me.

2/10

A matter of fact. If the game designers all suffered from a horrible accident I would be walked up the street singing "It's the best day ever"

These lyrics are ripped apart and repeated throughout the song, but this one's easy because it's very literal.

Work It Harder Make It Better

Work as hard as you can

Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger

Working harder makes you stronger

More Than Ever Hour After

If you keep working hard, you'll be able to work longer tomarrow

Our Work Is Never Over

Self explanatory.

Can you feel that?

Are you going through what I am?

Ah shit!

It's worse than I thought

ooh ah ah ah ah

ohhh ah ah ah ah
ahck ahck
ahck ahck

Pain sounds

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing,

Self explanatory

Broken your servant I kneel
(will you give in to me?)

I give up, everyone should give up

It seems what's left of my human side is slowly changing in me

I don't feel alive

(will you give in to me?)

give up hope

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes

I don't know who I am

Violently it changes
There is no turning back now,
you've woken up the demon in me.

I'm a monster.

[Chorus] 
Get up, come on get down with the sickness 
Get up, come on get down with the sickness 
Get up, come on get down with the sickness 
Open up your hate and let it flow into me. 
Get up, come on get down with the sickness 
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness 
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness 
Madness is the gift that has been given to me. 

I don't care anymore, I'll embrace my anger.

I can see inside you the sickness is rising 
Don't try to deny what you feel. 

I can see you're like me. You're in despair

(will you give in to me?)

give up
 
It seems that all that was good has died 
and is decaying in me. 

There's nothing good I can do

(will you give in to me?) 

give up

It seems you're having some trouble 
In dealing with these changes 
Living with these changes. 

Why haven't you given up yet?

Oh, no. The world is a scary place 
Now that you've woken up the demon in me.

Be careful, I'll hurt you

Chorus

And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream
And when I dream

Approaching the core of the despair

[Violent admission of abuse]*

Self explanatory

Chorus
Madness has now come over me

It's too late to be fixed.

*No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!

Let's deconstruct some music and give it a separate meaning than what was originally intended!